Friday, September 18, 2015

Who is Ben Carson?



Man, I just love comparing politicians to things that are completely unrelated to politics!

Let's be honest, Ben Carson is a nobody. On state at the GOP debates, you can barely hear him. All he does his talk about the fact that he has separated conjoined twins (that somehow makes him qualified to be the leader of the free world). It's a wonder that he is high up in the polls! What could he possibly have to offer?

Like Kenny, Ben Carson is shy and quiet. He is not intimidating and loud enough to be a voicebox for the Republican Party. Kenny can barely be heard underneath his thick hoodie, like how Carson can barely be heard underneath the crushing opposition that is Donald J. Trump.

Like Kenny, expect Ben Carson to die in this election cycle.

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